Boi better hit the gym

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Hello beautiful.

"Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do."

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it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

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Last Saturday at two in the morning we pulled over on the side of the road, hoping to get a little bit of sleep before continuing onwards to the Grand Canyon. I think I only got maybe one hour of sleep , if that. It was incredibly cold and sleeping in the drivers seat of the car is not fun. Also, I ate an old burger that made me feel sick all night.

It was all worth it for the view. I’ve never seen so many stars in my life.

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